The student loan director from my bank called. He said, “You’ve missed seventeen payments, and the university never received the $17,000. We’d like to know what happened to the money.” I said, “Mr. Jones, I’ll give it to you straight. I gave the money to my friend Slick, and he built a nuclear weapon with it. And I’d appreciate it if you’d never call again.”
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