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I went out to lunch today and ordered a Dr. Pepper. The waitress said, “We don’t have Dr. Pepper; we have Mr. Pibb. It’s the same thing.” It’s not the same thing at all. Dr. Pepper went to school an extra four years. He’s much more qualified to be a soft drink. We don’t even know if Mr. Pibb has a G.E.D.

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Attributed in Judy Brown, The Comedy Thesaurus: 3,241 Quips, Quotes, and Smartass Remarks (2005)

Attributed in Judy Brown, The Comedy Thesaurus: 3,241 Quips, Quotes, and Smartass Remarks (2005)

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