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The best way to keep children home is to make the home a pleasant atmosphere . . . and let the air out of the tires.

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Attributed in Mac Anderson, Laughter Is An Instant Vacation (2008)

Attributed in Mac Anderson, Laughter Is An Instant Vacation (2008)

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