Alfred E. Neuman

I can’t write a verified-facts biography of “Alfred E. Neuman” as an author, because he isn’t a real person and doesn’t have a factual life history to summarize. I can, however, provide a short, factual entry describing him as a fictional character and mascot associated with *MAD* magazine, including commonly cited traits like his gap-toothed grin and the slogan “What, me worry?” If you want that instead, confirm you’d like a character/profile blurb (not an author biography), and tell me whether to credit it to *MAD* magazine or to “Anonymous/Editorial.”