Quotes
Franklin P. Jones
Franklin P. Jones (1908–1980) was an American journalist and humorist known for crafting concise, witty observations on everyday life. His work circulated widely through newspaper syndication, making his aphorisms familiar to a broad mid‑20th‑century readership. Jones specialized in short, quotable lines—often ironic, practical, and pointed—that were frequently reprinted in columns and later gathered in quotation collections. Remembered more for his one‑liners than for a single signature book, he helped shape the popular American tradition of newspaper humor. His sayings continue to be cited for their sharp phrasing and durable common sense.