Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

I don't get the fuss about President's Day. I spend my whole life not living up to promises and nobody's giving me a holiday.

The manner in which a man chooses to gamble indicates his character or his lack of it.

What is morally wrong cannot be politically right.

If you hang out with chickens, you're going to cluck and if you hang out with eagles, you're going to fly.