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For my birthday, my old man showed me a picture of a cake. I sat there all day trying to blow out the candles.

Rodney Dangerfield
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Source: Attributed in Judy Brown, The Comedy Thesaurus: 3,241 Quips, Quotes, and Smartass Remarks (2005)

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Attributed in Judy Brown, The Comedy Thesaurus: 3,241 Quips, Quotes, and Smartass Remarks (2005)

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Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney DangerfieldIndependent thinker
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BirthdayChildhoodHumorPoverty

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