Constantly texting with guys I'll probably never date is my current long term relationship.

The line wryly reframes modern, low-commitment digital intimacy as a substitute for an actual partnership. By calling an endless stream of casual texting a “long term relationship,” the speaker highlights how attention, flirtation, and emotional labor can accumulate without ever becoming a real-life bond. The humor depends on the mismatch between the seriousness implied by “long term relationship” and the disposability of “guys I’ll probably never date,” suggesting a culture of perpetual possibility, avoidance of commitment, and the comfort of connection at a distance. It also hints at self-awareness: the speaker recognizes the pattern and names it, even as it continues.