Some guy broke into our house last week. He didn't even take the TV. He just took the remote control. Now he drives by and changes channels on us.

It may be true that the law cannot make a man love me, but it can keep him from lynching me, and I think that's pretty important.

We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.

The world is full of obvious things which nobody by any chance ever observes.

As through this world I rambled I've seen lots of funny men. Some will rob you with a six-gun And some with a fountain pen.