Quote #171396

I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.

Johnny Carson

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After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one's own relations.

Now good digestion wait on appetite,
And health on both!

Great with child, and longing… for stewed prunes.

Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.