I love new clothes. If everyone could just wear new clothes everyday, I reckon depression wouldn’t exist anymore.

Brylcreem–A little dab'll do ya.

The most beautiful makeup for a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy.

Men don't feel the urge to get married as quickly as women do because their clothes all button and zip in the front. Women's dresses usually button and zip in the back. We need men emotionally and sexually, but we also need men to help us get dressed.

When a woman tries on clothing from her closet that feels tight, she will assume she has gained weight. When a man tries on clothing from his closet that feels tight, he will assume the clothing has shrunk.