Quote #5122

Once, during prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.

W. C. Fields

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Source: Attributed in Mac Anderson, Laughter Is An Instant Vacation (2008)

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Attributed in Mac Anderson, Laughter Is An Instant Vacation (2008)

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