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I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me.

Dick Martin

Quotation #4937

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Attributed in Mac Anderson, Laughter Is An Instant Vacation (2008)

Source: Attributed in Mac Anderson, Laughter Is An Instant Vacation (2008)
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