Quote #12698

A cannibal is a person who walks into a restaurant and orders a waiter.

Morey Amsterdam

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Source: Attributed in Judy Brown, The Comedy Thesaurus: 3,241 Quips, Quotes, and Smartass Remarks (2005)

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Attributed in Judy Brown, The Comedy Thesaurus: 3,241 Quips, Quotes, and Smartass Remarks (2005)

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After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one's own relations.

Now good digestion wait on appetite,
And health on both!

Great with child, and longing… for stewed prunes.

Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.