I don't own a computer. I'm waiting for the kind where I can look at the screen and say, "Hey, I need a pizza," and one comes out and hits me in the eyebrows.

In this joke, Madigan plays on the gap between everyday expectations and the hype surrounding technology. By claiming she doesn’t own a computer until it can instantly produce a pizza on command, she satirizes consumer impatience and the fantasy that machines should remove every inconvenience. The punchline—pizza “hits me in the eyebrows”—adds slapstick exaggeration, undercutting the sleek, frictionless future promised by tech marketing. The line also fits a broader stand-up tradition of treating new technologies with skepticism, framing them as overcomplicated unless they deliver simple, tangible comforts.