Quote #13406

They just opened a new Starbucks, in my living room.

Janeane Garofalo

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Source: Attributed in Judy Brown, The Comedy Thesaurus: 3,241 Quips, Quotes, and Smartass Remarks (2005)

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Attributed in Judy Brown, The Comedy Thesaurus: 3,241 Quips, Quotes, and Smartass Remarks (2005)

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Kills all known germs.

Stronger than dirt.

Ring around the collar.