Quote #11670

I know I'm getting older. I pulled my left shoulder out putting peanut butter on a bagel. It was chunky, though. I pulled out my right shoulder putting Ben Gay on my left shoulder.

Jeff Cesario

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Source: Attributed in Judy Brown, The Comedy Thesaurus: 3,241 Quips, Quotes, and Smartass Remarks (2005)

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Attributed in Judy Brown, The Comedy Thesaurus: 3,241 Quips, Quotes, and Smartass Remarks (2005)

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Grow old with me! The best is yet to be.

Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.

They say that age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body.

I still have a full deck; I just shuffle slower now.