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At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge $5 for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote.

Emo Philips
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Source: Attributed in Judy Brown, The Comedy Thesaurus: 3,241 Quips, Quotes, and Smartass Remarks (2005)

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Attributed in Judy Brown, The Comedy Thesaurus: 3,241 Quips, Quotes, and Smartass Remarks (2005)

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Emo Philips
Emo PhilipsIndependent thinker
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