Life's a bitch. Then you marry one.

This line is a crude, misogynistic twist on the older cynical saying “Life’s a bitch, then you die.” By replacing “die” with “marry one,” it turns general existential complaint into a joke that frames marriage—implicitly to a woman—as the punchline and the source of further suffering. The humor relies on shock value and taboo insult, and it reflects a strain of adversarial “battle of the sexes” comedy rather than a serious philosophical claim. In quotation databases it is often better treated as an anonymous/folk one-liner unless a verifiable performance or publication ties it to a specific speaker.