Quote #13209

My mother used to say, "You can eat off my floor." You can eat off my floor, too. There are thousands of things there.

Elayne Boosler

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Source: Attributed in Judy Brown, The Comedy Thesaurus: 3,241 Quips, Quotes, and Smartass Remarks (2005)

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Attributed in Judy Brown, The Comedy Thesaurus: 3,241 Quips, Quotes, and Smartass Remarks (2005)

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Home is a name, a word, it is a strong one; stronger than magician ever spoke, or spirit ever answered to, in the strongest conjuration.

Kills all known germs.

Stronger than dirt.

Ring around the collar.