Be nice to nerds. You may end up working for them. We all could.

The basic concept of the Dilbert Principle is that the most ineffective workers are systematically moved to the place where they can do the least damage: management.

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer.

I don't know anything about computers. I don't even know how often to change the oil.

Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change the world. Indeed, it's the only thing that ever has.