Oh look, yet another Christmas TV special! How touching to have the meaning of Christmas brought to us by cola, fast food, and beer.... Who'd have ever guessed that product consumption, popular entertainment, and spirituality would mix so harmoniously?

The line is a sardonic critique of the commercialization of Christmas—how corporate advertising and mass entertainment can crowd out (or repackage) the holiday’s spiritual and communal meanings. By listing “cola, fast food, and beer,” the speaker highlights the incongruity between sacred themes and consumer products, suggesting that modern culture often delivers “meaning” through marketing. The closing irony (“mix so harmoniously”) underscores a broader anxiety about consumerism’s ability to absorb and neutralize genuine values by turning them into seasonal branding and televised sentiment.