Quote #12424

Standards of beauty change. If Mona Lisa went into a modeling agency today, they'd say, "Sorry, we don't need a janitor."

Jim Gaffigan

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Source: Attributed in Judy Brown, The Comedy Thesaurus: 3,241 Quips, Quotes, and Smartass Remarks (2005)

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Attributed in Judy Brown, The Comedy Thesaurus: 3,241 Quips, Quotes, and Smartass Remarks (2005)

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Art is an adventure that never seems to end.

All the world's a stage, and all the men and women merely players.

Art without emotion its like chocolate cake without sugar. It makes you gag.

The great art of life is sensation, to feel that we exist, even in pain.