Stephenie Meyer: Her vampires are sparkly, which I think we can all agree is wrong.

In this quip, Moore playfully targets Stephenie Meyer’s Twilight-era reinvention of vampire lore—specifically the idea that vampires “sparkle” in sunlight rather than burn. The joke relies on a shared cultural baseline: traditional vampires are creatures of darkness, and making them glittery reads as a softening or romanticizing of the monster. Moore’s phrasing (“we can all agree”) mockingly assumes consensus, turning a personal taste judgment into a faux-universal rule. The line also reflects a broader, often humorous tension between genre traditionalists and popular reimaginings that prioritize romance or mass appeal over established horror conventions.