The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don’t want, drink what you don’t like, and do what you’d rather not.

If you’re going through hell, keep going.

First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.

If you're going to get a card for somebody you don't really care about, they should make cards that say that. "You're a friend of my wife's cousin–the hell with you." "We hardly know you. What did you expect, cash?"

My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass.