If women were in charge, all men's underwear would come with an expiration date.

The line is a comic, gender-flipped jab at domestic habits: it assumes many men keep underwear long past the point of comfort or hygiene, and imagines that women—cast as more orderly, health-conscious, or decisive about household standards—would impose a clear replacement rule. The “expiration date” metaphor borrows from food labeling to make the idea of worn-out clothing feel objectively overdue rather than negotiable. Beyond the joke, it lightly critiques how invisible labor and standards-setting in homes often fall to women, while also playing with stereotypes about male indifference to clothing maintenance.