You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.

This is an exaggerated comic insult aimed at someone’s inability to understand what should be obvious. By piling up absurdly specific imagery—“clue mating season,” “horny clues,” “clue musk,” and a “clue mating dance”—the speaker turns “not getting a clue” into a farcical nature documentary, intensifying the accusation of cluelessness. The humor comes from repetition and escalation: even in a scenario engineered to maximize the chance of acquiring a “clue,” the target still fails. Its significance is less philosophical than rhetorical: it’s a memorable, performative put-down designed to entertain an audience while sharply dismissing the other person’s competence or awareness.