While driving I had an accident with a magician. It wasn't my fault, the guy came out of nowhere.

Framed as a deadpan one-liner, the joke hinges on the double meaning of “came out of nowhere.” In everyday speech it’s a driver’s excuse for an unavoidable collision; applied to a “magician,” it becomes literal, invoking stage magic’s signature trick of sudden appearances. The speaker’s insistence—“It wasn’t my fault”—adds comic self-justification, as if the laws of traffic should accommodate supernatural entrances. The humor comes from treating an absurd premise (a magician materializing into traffic) with mundane, defensive logic, a classic setup in stand-up and streetwise storytelling.