I'm the most terrific liar you ever saw in your life. It's awful. If I'm on my way to the store to buy a magazine, even, and somebody asks me where I'm going, I'm liable to say I'm going to the opera. It's terrible.

To know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is to have succeeded.

I have measured out my life with coffee spoons.

Life begins at retirement.

You have the right to remain silent, but I don’t recommend it.