Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?", here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Because those men already have boyfriends.

Tears aren't a woman's only weapon. The best one's between your legs.

Women fall in love on the date, and men fall in love after the date.

Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men.