If you live for weekends or vacations, your shit is broken.

In this blunt, motivational formulation, Vaynerchuk argues that a life structured around “escaping” work—counting down to weekends or the next vacation—signals a deeper misalignment: the daily routine is so unrewarding that relief becomes the primary goal. The provocation is meant to push listeners toward redesigning their work, habits, or environment so that ordinary weekdays feel purposeful rather than merely endured. It also reflects his broader ethos of long-term thinking and agency: instead of treating leisure as the only real living, build a career and life you don’t need to flee from. The profanity functions as emphasis and urgency rather than nuance.