Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.

A sardonic workplace joke, the line plays on the language of self-help (“support group”) to puncture the idea that hating one’s job is unusual or uniquely burdensome. By naming the “group” as “EVERYBODY,” it frames dissatisfaction as a near-universal modern condition rather than a personal failing. The punchline—“they meet at the bar”—adds a second layer: instead of formal therapy or collective action, people often cope through informal commiseration and escapism. The humor depends on exaggeration, but it also gestures toward a real social pattern: shared grievance can create community, even when the remedy is temporary or self-medicating.