Tears aren't a woman's only weapon. The best one's between your legs.

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Because those men already have boyfriends.

Women fall in love on the date, and men fall in love after the date.

Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men.

If women are expected to do the same work as men, we must teach them the same things.