Who watches golf on TV? Who calls eight friends over and gets a keg of beer? Landscapers, I guess. They sit around the TV, yelling, "Will you look at that golf path?Pure pea gravel."

In this stand-up style riff, Cesario pokes fun at golf’s reputation as a slow, low-adrenaline spectator sport—especially compared with games people treat as social events (inviting friends over, drinking beer, shouting at the TV). The punchline hinges on a comic mismatch: the only people who might get excited enough to “yell” at televised golf are imagined to be landscapers, not because of the competition but because they admire the course materials (“pure pea gravel”). The joke satirizes niche enthusiasm and reframes golf’s visual appeal as essentially about landscaping rather than athletic drama.