Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men.

A witty, modern epigram urging deliberate choice and a refusal to settle for the bland or uninspiring. “Vanilla ice cream” functions as a shorthand for safe, default pleasures, while “boring men” points to unfulfilling company or relationships. The line frames time as a scarce resource (“life is too short”), implying that everyday decisions—what we consume, whom we spend time with—accumulate into the quality of a life. Its humor softens a serious message: cultivate taste, curiosity, and standards, and prioritize experiences and people that bring vitality rather than mere convenience or social expectation.