North Dakota State. What do you have to do there to graduate? Milk a cow with your left hand?

Delivered in Bobby “The Brain” Heenan’s trademark style of caustic, improvised humor, the line uses a rural stereotype to belittle North Dakota State and, by extension, the intelligence or sophistication of someone associated with it. The joke hinges on an absurd “graduation requirement” (milking a cow) and the extra twist “with your left hand,” which heightens the insult by implying even that simple task must be made harder to count as an achievement. As with much of Heenan’s commentary, the point is less factual critique than performative provocation—generating heat, laughs, and a sense of superiority for the speaker’s side.