She had two lips like strawberries, and the seeds gave her kisses texture. I preferred kissing her over two scoops of vanilla ice cream.


The line uses playful, sensory metaphor to eroticize and sweeten intimacy: the beloved’s lips are compared to strawberries, and even the “seeds” become a tactile detail that gives kissing “texture.” The speaker then heightens the comparison by weighing the kiss against a classic indulgence—two scoops of vanilla ice cream—suggesting that romantic desire outcompetes even comforting, childlike pleasures. The humor lies in the exaggerated, consumer-like ranking of experiences, a style often associated with contemporary aphoristic comedy: love is framed as both appetite and preference, but the chosen “treat” is human connection rather than dessert.