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After you've dated someone it should be legal to stamp them with what's wrong with them, so the next person doesn't have to start from scratch.

Rita Rudner
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Source: Attributed in Judy Brown, The Comedy Thesaurus: 3,241 Quips, Quotes, and Smartass Remarks (2005)

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Attributed in Judy Brown, The Comedy Thesaurus: 3,241 Quips, Quotes, and Smartass Remarks (2005)

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Rita Rudner
Rita RudnerIndependent thinker
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CharacterDatingHumorLawValentine's Day

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