Being a celebrity you always get really good seats to sporting events but you never get as good seats as the photographers get. And I really love sports. So one of the scams I have going now is I want to learn sports photography so I can get better seats at a sporting event.

Nice one, Cyril.

She moves a goddess, and she looks a queen.

Skiing: the art of catching cold and going broke while rapidly heading nowhere at great personal risk.

At mile 20, I thought I was dead. At mile 22, I wished I was dead. At mile 24, I knew I was dead. At mile 26.2, I realized I had become too tough to kill.