There is one thing about baldness: it's neat.

Herold’s quip treats baldness—often framed as a loss or embarrassment—as an aesthetic and practical advantage. By isolating “one thing” that is undeniably positive, he uses comic understatement to puncture vanity and redirect attention from what’s missing (hair) to what’s gained (a tidy, orderly appearance). The line also reflects Herold’s broader talent for domestic, self-deprecating humor: it normalizes an insecurity by making it ordinary and even faintly enviable. The joke’s neatness mirrors its point—short, clean, and clipped—suggesting that acceptance can be achieved not through grand reframing but through a small, wry observation.