I once said to a woman in a bar, "What's your name?" She said, "Don't even bother." I said, "Is that an Indian name, because I'd like to meet Hot to Trot. Is she here?"

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Because those men already have boyfriends.

Women fall in love on the date, and men fall in love after the date.

In marriage, being the right person is as important as finding the right person.

We were incompatible in a lot of ways. Like for example, I was a night person, and he didn't like me.