Quote #13800

I asked this one girl out, and she said, "You got a friend?" I said yes; she said, "Then go out with him."

Dom Irrera

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Source: Attributed in Judy Brown, The Comedy Thesaurus: 3,241 Quips, Quotes, and Smartass Remarks (2005)

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Attributed in Judy Brown, The Comedy Thesaurus: 3,241 Quips, Quotes, and Smartass Remarks (2005)

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