I asked this one girl out, and she said, "You got a friend?" I said yes; she said, "Then go out with him."

Delivered as a stand-up one-liner, the joke hinges on abrupt reversal and social humiliation. The speaker approaches a woman expecting either acceptance or a straightforward rejection; instead, she reframes his invitation as evidence that he already has a better option—his friend—and dismisses him with a cutting, practical-sounding suggestion. The humor comes from the speed of the put-down, the implied low status of the narrator in the dating marketplace, and the way everyday conversational logic is weaponized. It also fits a common stand-up persona: self-deprecating storytelling where the comedian’s romantic failures become the audience’s payoff.